Book pitch haiku

I am trying to figure out how to distill the themes in my book down to a one-sentence pitch. This is the result.


I.
Amnesiac girl
Is taken on a road trip
By new undead friends.


II.
Her resemblance to
a strange man's blood relative
left her bleeding out.


III.
She doesn't complain
about her predicament;
her tongue has been tied.


IV.
Having ingested
the blood of a vampire,
she glimpses the past.


V.
Her dreams indicate
that her poor career choices
created this mess.